Help....I ordered the wrong German!

Whilst Whitey and Canny get it on, and some smurfs Whitey met earlier in the week are hopping around in the background, I speak with a pair of boys we met earlier that day at the beach. These guys are hot. But they're a couple. As with all couples, there's a hotter one of the 2. Hans, the hot hot one was a toned goodlooking defined smooth lad with brown hair and blue eyes. His Boyfriend, Lars is goodlooking and still hot but not my favourite of the 2. So as we dance, it leads to a kiss with Hans, Lars also dips in for a piece of the action, and then a hot Dominican Republic barman from a local bar- Soap, joins into what ends up to be a 4 way multi-kiss dance. They invite me back to their hotel, but being a good boy that did not want to be bummed by these hot Germans, I declined.

The following day, I think about Hans...may I add that at this point Straighty has left and gone back to London, as he was only there for a few days. So that night, I get texts messages from the couple asking if I want to hang. I think about getting Hans into my swimming pool, cuddling up with him and waking up with him. So i'm at Pacha and as DJ David Guetta plays away, I get a message from the Germans saying that they're passing by and could drive me home. So I leave and head outside, accompanied by bread lady and am disappointed to only see Lars in the car. Yes there's no sign of Hans. "Where is he?" I ask. To which i'm told "He was tired". It's at this point that i'm tempted to inform the driver that this is not what I ordered and that I want a refund, but we jump in the car and he drives us back to the villa. we get back and get into our underwear and jump into the jacuzzi. After a little fondling in the pool we head back to my room, where within seconds I pass out as i' so tired, and a couple of hours later, a disappointed Lars returns to his hot boyfriend.... and the muscler returns home to cuddle up to his teedy bear to keep him arm,...