My smoothies brings all the boys to the yard

My alarm wakens me to kelis this morning and as I'm sat lying there I wonder why her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I mean what's so good about her milkshake? Is it made with skimmed milk? Is there a secret ingredient? Like maybe she puts drugs in it, maybe a little like those Amsterdamish people with their brownies. And more importantly how does she know its better than yours? has she tried them all?like every milkshake in all the land? And if she has tried them all, why is she not fat?and why has she not launched her own milkshake label or chain?afterall it's the best.anyway, her assertiveness scares me as she's so certain its the best, so if I'm to find a way to bring all the boys to the yard, well I can't attract the milkshake lovers as they'll be at Kelis' yard since hers milkshake is the better than anyones.

So I decide I need a new strategy. I'm thinking smoothies... I mean they should help bring at least some of the boys to my yard right? So I start making my shake and prepare to blend:

- 6 strawberries
- 8 raspberries
- 6 blackberries
- 1 banana
- 1 kiwi
- 250ml of water (or h20) for you scientists!

I then throw it in the blender and mix it and am ready to start my day!! And I think who needs a milkshake that's 2nd best when I've got the best smoothie in the world!



Tip of the day: Be Different. Be Unique. And never be second best!