Thursday, 2 July 2009

Crazy Face Gaga!

Ok so I stumbled across this video which I think is hilarious, it takes a minute or so til it really starts but whether you like Lady Gaga or you not, this should crack you up!




What did you think?

Wednesday, 1 July 2009

A happy ending


I look into his eyes, and feel his arms around me, and I feel special, happy....



Hello Readers,

I woke up this morning in the arms of the one I love,
It's not a dream I tell him "I love u",
And he reciprocates those words.

Part of me thinks this can't be true or that something bad will happen -I mean could I genuinely be this happy? And it's at that point I realise that things aren't as bad as they seem, and i'm now the happiest boy in the world.

We speak about our future together, our plans to move in together, to have gaybies together and he doesn't even flinch or cringe -infact he smiles.

I'm sorry i vanished on you, but when I met my special someone, I decided that it was unfair on him to disclose information about our sex life etc. But we're going to make it up to you, I promise...

We have been working together on a project (take a guess what it is!!!) and will be launching it over the next few weeks. To be kept up to date, add us on Facebook (search for muscler1@gmail.com or Theo Muscler).

So i'm making a comeback - better than Britney Spears after she'd gone all fatty like, so watch this space!



Hope you're all well, I miss y'all and will keep y'all posted on all!!!

Regards,
TM.


PS: RIP Michael Jackson, we love you and in memory of you, i'd like to post one of my favourite Michael Jackson song's, "Butterflies"

Sunday, 5 April 2009

Ciara is a transexual? True or false?

Ok so I heard a rumour this weekend about hot awesome rnb singer Ciara. And I was particularly shocked as I've met her 2 years ago and it must be a lie. Ok so rumour has it that Ciara was born a boy and is infact a transexual!

So I tried to lookup some pics of this young diva to try and spot an Adams apple or pair of balls but i struggled...






So I tried to find some clues in her songs and found some interesting lyrics among the songs "like a boy"

So Ciara- a very convincing tranny? Or a beautiful amazing singer who had been the victim of false crap gossip?

Either way I'll leave you with 2 new Ciara songs I really like - the first is with Enrique and the seconds with sexy Justin Timberlake!





Oh and if you need a laugh, watch this video!! (If Ciara was a fat transexual- this is what she would look like!..damn she can dance!!)

Thursday, 2 April 2009

Miami: Muscle Marys, Offer Nissim @ Mansion & The NYC Plastics

During my time in Miami there were a mix of good and bad experiences...

Overall I realized that being surrounded by hot sweaty steroid injected muscle boys with small balls off their tits on g dancing to awful head thumping music isn't my idea of fun. I'd rather be in a bar with my friends dancing to Lady Gaga and having a laugh and doing tequila shots whilst eating haribo for that added sugar rush and enjoying the energy of the non sweaty friends around me..

Ok so how do I sum up 4 days in Miami in one post & explain my depression since my return? Well here u go...

So I arrive in Miami after a flight with a very sweet uk born Jewish girl (yes i'm not sat with my friend due to political reasons I won't go into). We have a lot in common, she liked my haribo and I munched on some of her muffin as we watched slumdog millionaire...

This pic was taken outside Miami airport- I love it!



So I'm in Miami for the gay winter festival. My friend & I had bought gold passes which entitled us entry to several parties including an odd leather/fetish one that we didn't go to...

So you'll be shocked to hear that I actually behaved in Miami -yes I was a good boy. Why u may ask? Well it was a mixture of reasons-the main one being that despite there being hot bodies in Miami and pretty faces, I'm looking for much more than that...

So we started our 1st night in a bar before heading to the club night. At this bar I see the 2 hottest boys I've ever seen. They might as well have taken 2 copies of Men's Health and done something magical to bring them to life just like in that movie weird science. They smile at me & flag me to come over.so I nervously approach them and we get talking. Within minutes they tell me "you're hot, wanna join us in the toilet". My initial reaction is that I don't need to pee, "we wanna get on our knees and blow you" the bigger hot tattooed covered lad tells me.

Tempted by the offer to sit back & relax, as these 2 hot boys are on their knees blowing me, their muscular thighs deep in this piss covered floors where tons of men that night would have entered to pee, take a dump, hump or do coke, I tell them I don't want to leave my friend & take a rain cheque... Damn though they were hot...maybe I am a lesbian...

Anyway, back to the trip...

So I went to several different parties: a club on the friday night, a pool party on saturday afternoon, another club on saturday night, a beach party sunday afternoon, and an awesome party on sunday night.

Ok so where do I start?...


The Circuit Party:


Lots of rooms but as it was on the night before the pool party, it wasn't too busy as the boys were back in their hotel room eating protein and doing stomach crunches whilst deciding which vest to wear (which will come off in 30 seconds anyway!). Good music but I was a little sleepy after landing.



The pool party:

How do I sum this up? Ok lots of muscle boys in speedos off their tits. So everyone's dancing around the pool- i'm a little confused why no-one would actually get in the pool though- a bit disappointing really...I was the only one drinking in the club. I'm approached by a group of 3 boys who I met in New York. They're friendly and live in New York, oh and hot (but they know it). After meeting them I was warned by my friend's friend who lives in NY also to stay away from 'the plastics'. Apparently they're fake and bad news...do they read this blog? Probably! But it all seemed a little bitchy to me so I ignored the 'warning'...




The Saturday night party
(which I can't remember)...ok I actually don't remember this party so it can't have been that good!

The Beach party:

Ok this was brilliant. I was given a VIP pass on arrival as the boys loved the british accent and had free access to booze. As the only drinker there no doubt, I was drunk within minutes and dancing on the podium. There were other hot dancers on there so we took turns... =)









Mansion with Offer Nissim:


Ok this was my favourite evening party. I'm not a big fan of house music but for the first time I heard Offer Nissim and fell in love with his/her music. Absolutely awesome.




The next pic highlights the hot sweaty disgustingly perfect sweat (because of G) overload dripping off some of these steroided bodies..



ok so overall I had some fun, but when I was out there despite being with crowds I felt lonely. It's the same when i'm in London, I have great family and friends but without having that special someone to cuddle me at night and keep me warm, eat my tomatoes when I don't want them in a restaurant, or feed me haribo as we're cuddled up to a movie...without that special someone, i've nothing. So my mission is to find it and fix ME! I won't ask you how as surely only I can work this one out...

The real question is - can you spot me in the pictures? Yes i'm in 2 of the above pics- but where am I? answers on a postcard please!

Sunday, 15 March 2009

In memory of...

yes i'll be writing about my crazy times at the miami winter festival but i just want to take 5 minutes out and listen to this song in memory of the 3 people dear to me that i have lost in the past 5 months...



In the meanwhile I'd like to thank everyone for their emails of concern and messages. I'm not sure how but I'll be working through this and had a weekend where I tried to not think about it all

Friday, 13 March 2009

I'm sorry but i'm in tears as I write this..

basically i'm confused
my head's messed up
and i don't know what to do
the last few months i've gone through a mix of stages of depression and even potentially trying things to end this sadness
i'm having panic attacks again and at times i just want to sleep and never wake up
just maybe that's what i need
but i couldn't do it to everyone
as i know i have some great people that care about me
but maybe it's time i think about myself and what i want
but truth is i don't know
yes i come across fine to everyone but i'm far from it and i genuinely don't know what to do
im not happy & cant even think of the last time i was happy
i haven't had a happy days in years
and i'm getting worse and worse as the days go on
as everyone follows the marriage-> baby-> happiness routine
...i'm alone
i'm not crazy
i'm confused
i'm not sure if i ever told you but the only person i trusted and spoke to about my issues was a therapist
who i spent 4 months in court with after a sexual harassment case that he was cleared on
so ashe continues to 'mentor' boys on their sexuality
i'm receiving the pressures around me to lead a normal life
maybe Mary is the one for me
maybe with her these problems will go
i dont know what i'm doing
part of me wants to run away and work it out
whilst part of me wants to hide and never speak to anyone for a while
i'm genuinely confused
i just want to be normal
and have what everyone else has
yes u can say ur here for me and when u see me i'll act normal and fine
but truth is i'm not and i wanna end this all

Thursday, 19 February 2009

The Muscler to do the Miami Winter Festival

After such great feedback on my reviews of New York, Ibiza and Madrid, it's been suggested that I visit Miami. Yes, the land of hotties. So as recommended by my Facebook fans, why not next week for the gay Winter Party Festival? So i'm all booked up and going with my nuts fun friend 'Fun Bobby'.

So i'm training hard, eating good and making sure i'm in top shape for those pictures no doubt i'll be taking to show you! My flower may remain untouched out there but no doubt there will be some tongue action... or at least me perving on some hotties... actually, screw it, i'm letting myself go and i'm going to have a blast.